Florida, Here I Come!!!

In less than 48 hours from now, I will be escaping down to West Palm Beach and Miami, Florida for 9 days of sun, sand, and lots of sea!!!  This will be my 3rd trip to Florida.   This year I went through VRBO.com and rented condo in Lake Worth right next to the Intracoastal Canal, a mere 3blocks away from the ocean.  I have found that renting a condo can be quite a bit cheaper than staying in a hotel for a week.   My itinerary includes a steady diet of sea food and margaritas all week long; many long days of sunbathing, swimming, and seashell hunting from sunrise until sundown; snorkeling with tropical fish and shooting underwater photos at Peanut Island; visiting a topless beach in South Beach, Miami; and sailing on the high sea in a 35 foot sailboat!!!  I will be sailing with Captain Don Newmann from the West Palm Beach Sailboat Club in his sailing vessel.  Capt. Don is also a sailing instructor, so I will be learning a thing or two about how to operate a sailboat during our expedition on the Atlantic Ocean.  We will be sailing down the Florida coast on the Gulf Stream wind, which Capt. Don says all professional sailors throughout the last 500 years know that the Gulf Stream wind is THE BEST air stream to sail by.  It provides for optimal sailing conditions, especially in the crystal clear waters of the south Atlantic and Caribbean.  I am just beside myself with excitement; I have never before been on a sailboat or out on the ocean in my entire life!!  I am well-prepared for this trip in every way possible.  I have a brand new wardrobe of sexy beach-wear clothing from Victoria’s Secret, I have a rental car lined up so I can easily get around, and I have compiled a special Florida playlist of music on my Ipod complete with nautical music by Sting to listen to while walking and relaxing seaside and Latin tunes by Gloria Estefan, Jennifer Lopez, and Enrique Iglesias to listen to while driving and doing whatever else. The next three weeks will be spent doing pre-trip body maintenance--hair coloring, acrylic nail fill and pedicure, body waxing, and exercise work-outs to ensure that I will look HOTT on the beach.  I will be flying out of St. Louis at 6:00 AM and arriving in Florida at around 11:30 Eastern Time, so I should be lying on the beach with a drink in my hand by noon!! :)